What would you rather spend your time doing: learning a skill that might actually be useful in life? Or learning something that will make you popular at music festivals?

Slinky Josh opted for the latter. As you can see from these videos, the dude is really, really good at using a Slinky, something I didn’t even think was possible to be good at. Why and how he learned how to do this is a mystery, but he’s definitely the best person I’ve ever seen use a Slinky — though, I’ve gotta be honest, the bar isn’t very high.